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One Premium Pixel
Hand-lit. Retina-ready. Yours forever, or until you clear your cache.
$1.00
Est. about eleven minutes ago
Questionable goods.
Instant settlement.
Small digital luxuries for people with everything except restraint.
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Current curiosities
Six objects of dubious necessity!
02
Emergency Dopamine
Break glass in case of Tuesday. Effects may last several seconds.
$2.50
Precisely
nothing
nothing
03
Artisanal Nothing
Small-batch emptiness. Ethically sourced from the space between thoughts.
$5.00
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04
One Slightly Used Idea
Previous owner gave up early. Plenty of unrealised potential remaining.
$7.50
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TODAYValid indefinitely
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05
Procrastination Permit
Authorised postponement for one task you were never doing anyway.
$10.00
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06
Proof of Purchase
A handsome certificate confirming that money did, in fact, change hands.
$15.00
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Every item arrives instantly.— The management
Whether it improves your life
is outside our remit.