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One Premium Pixel
Hand-lit. Retina-ready. Yours forever, or until you clear your cache.
100 sats
Est. about eleven minutes ago
Questionable goods.
Instant settlement.
Small digital luxuries for people with everything except restraint.
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Lightning only
NO SHIPPING • NO RETURNS • NO PRACTICAL VALUE • SETTLED IN SECONDS • NO SHIPPING • NO RETURNS • NO PRACTICAL VALUE • SETTLED IN SECONDS
Current curiosities
Six objects of dubious necessity!
02
Emergency Dopamine
Break glass in case of Tuesday. Effects may last several seconds.
250 sats
Precisely
nothing
nothing
03
Artisanal Nothing
Small-batch emptiness. Ethically sourced from the space between thoughts.
500 sats
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04
One Slightly Used Idea
Previous owner gave up early. Plenty of unrealised potential remaining.
750 sats
OFFICIALNOT
TODAYValid indefinitely
TODAYValid indefinitely
05
Procrastination Permit
Authorised postponement for one task you were never doing anyway.
1,000 sats
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06
Proof of Purchase
A handsome certificate confirming that money did, in fact, change hands.
1,500 sats
Our promise
Every item arrives instantly.— The management
Whether it improves your life
is outside our remit.